--- title: 127 Reasons Why You Are An Idiot - The Book description: 127 Reasons Why You Are an Idiot – a brutally funny, sweary, satirical book packed with sarcastic rants about everyday life and modern idiocy. image: https://yannsomou.com/hubfs/Physical%20and%20kindle%20127%20Reasons.png --- [Skip to content](https://yannsomou.com/127-reasons-why-you-are-an-idiot-the-book#main-content) [![Yann Somou written in white in idiot font on black background](https://yannsomou.com/hs-fs/hubfs/YannSomou%20Logo%20circle.jpg?width=300&height=300&name=YannSomou%20Logo%20circle.jpg)Homepage](https://yannsomou.com) - [Home](https://yannsomou.com) - [Books](https://yannsomou.com/127-reasons-why-you-are-an-idiot-the-book) - [Blog](https://yannsomou.com/blog-lifes-too-short-for-idiocy) - [About](https://yannsomou.com/about) - [Podcast](https://open.spotify.com/show/2gyivGhGg0nFAErAGIis17?si=a875722961ab4e58) [THE IDIOT REPORT](https://34705fc4.sibforms.com/serve/MUIFAB68hohKsAIGs1ZLbVCZec7iCncnAnT9NPu7Sp-J2EWAVD4FWajtJ8WeFr2-3KedaqLR1cUK8cE1NwpN1eVsuNvAisIb8JZkMy1OVDNJue-9haGdp5BUPuAxXciM_mpH5SGhrNOu1A3D_rztEoMshoVKTnGD21rJVs-CwcvpFoVpGekdxEfFQiLI63yN4oyQwlgGqD6Kuwdd) - [Home](https://yannsomou.com) - [Books](https://yannsomou.com/127-reasons-why-you-are-an-idiot-the-book) - [Blog](https://yannsomou.com/blog-lifes-too-short-for-idiocy) - [About](https://yannsomou.com/about) - [Podcast](https://open.spotify.com/show/2gyivGhGg0nFAErAGIis17?si=a875722961ab4e58) [THE IDIOT REPORT](https://34705fc4.sibforms.com/serve/MUIFAB68hohKsAIGs1ZLbVCZec7iCncnAnT9NPu7Sp-J2EWAVD4FWajtJ8WeFr2-3KedaqLR1cUK8cE1NwpN1eVsuNvAisIb8JZkMy1OVDNJue-9haGdp5BUPuAxXciM_mpH5SGhrNOu1A3D_rztEoMshoVKTnGD21rJVs-CwcvpFoVpGekdxEfFQiLI63yN4oyQwlgGqD6Kuwdd) ![3D render of the book 127 Reasons Why You Are an Idiot by Yann Somou, shown as a paperback and tablet version. 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