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THE IDIOT REPORT
3D image of the book 127 Reasons Why You Are An Idiot by Yann Somou, shown as both a physical paperback and a digital tablet version. The cover features a black-and-white photo of the author with arms crossed, looking unimpressed. Subtitle reads: 'And How To Be Less... Idiotic.'

Hilarious, sweary, sarcastic, hard-hitting rants about everyday things that everyday idiots do, with tongue-in-cheek exercises to help idiots be less idiotic.

FUCKS GIVEN: ZERO
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▶️ Why buy here (instead of say, Amazon)?
A review from Amazon.co.uk
A review from Amazon.co.uk
A review from Amazon.co.uk
A review from Amazon.co.uk
MORE ON YANN AND WHY HE WRITES


Rants include:

  • Queue cutting
  • Cancel culture
  • Buying rounds
  • Splitting the bill
  • Holding the door open
  • Ignoring reserved seating
  • Treating pets as humans
  • Reclining plane seats
  • Taking the mick
  • Conspiracy theorists
    & many more!

No one is innocent of being an idiot, including you. It is impossible to read this book and not realise at least one or two ways you’ve started to not give a shit about your fellow human.

Yann hopes that, instead of being a little bitch about it, you’ll use all the reality checks you’ll receive to become a better person who is more aware of how their actions affect others.

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Why Buy Here (Instead of say, Amazon)?

Why would Yann appreciate you buying his book on his website?

  • Because it's 50% cheaper for you here, you muppet.
  • Because Amazon takes a fat cut, pays authors peanuts and Bezos has enough of your hard-earned money.
  • Because Amazon refuses to tell authors who their readers are – Yann would never be able to tell you about future books.

If you still want to buy it on Amazon, or simply want to be able to hold it, sniff it, gift it, or leave it on your bog roll holder for visitors to judge you by, here is the link:

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