Welcome to the In-Flight Foot Fiasco Picture this: you’ve just settled into your seat, bracing for several hours of limited legroom, questionable food, and a screaming child whose parents have clearly given up on life. And just when you think things can’t get worse—your seatmate decides it’s time to unleash the beasts . Off come the shoes, maybe even the socks, and suddenly, you’re trapped in a pressurised tin can of foot odour and personal violation . At what point did people decide that taking shoes off on a plane was acceptable? Has society fallen so far that we no longer fear public shame? This isn’t your granny’s living room . You are not propped up on a velvet footstool sipping tea. This is a shared space, and just because you paid for a seat , it does not entitle you to transform it into your own personal pedicure lounge . But let’s be fair for a moment (as much as it pains me). Is there ever a valid excuse for airing out your sweaty, bacteria-laden extremities mid-flight? Le...

The Smoker vs. Non-Smoker Showdown Ah, the age-old office divide—smokers popping outside every hour for a cheeky fag while non-smokers sit at their desks, fuming (but not in the way smokers do). The battle over smoking breaks at work is not new, but it remains one of the greatest sources of workplace resentment, passive-aggressive sighing, and exaggerated glances at the clock. But here’s the thing— smoking breaks are not a legal requirement . Yet, they persist as a cultural norm . They exist because they’ve always existed, like unpaid internships, queue jumpers, and your office loudmouth who thinks every meeting is his personal TED Talk. The real question isn’t “Are smoking breaks legal?”—because they’re not. The real question is: Is it fair? And perhaps more crucially, should non-smokers push for “equality” when the likely result is more break-time surveillance for everyone ? Be careful what you wish for. Smoking Breaks Are NOT a Legal Right—So Why Do They Still Exist? Legally spea...

What Is Relationship Drama (and Why Is It So Annoying)? Relationship drama. The phrase often brings to mind instances of overly publicised arguments, constant complaints to friends, or endless debates that pull everyone else into the chaos. But what exactly is it? Simply put, relationship drama refers to the constant cycle of emotional turbulence —from petty arguments to over-the-top breakups and makeups—that people unnecessarily drag into the public sphere. It’s not just the chaos within the relationship; it’s the collateral damage inflicted on everyone forced to watch or, worse, participate. At its core, relationship drama thrives on an imbalance: a lack of communication skills, emotional boundaries, or… let’s be real… self-awareness. And while you may find your love life endlessly riveting, others are left sighing into their coffee cups, silently praying for you to get a hobby. Your Relationship Isn’t Everyone Else’s Priority (Shocking, I Know) Look, it’s natural to want to vent ab...

WhatsApp Group Chats: A Wild West Without The Unwritten Rules Once upon a time, someone had a bright idea: “Let’s make a WhatsApp group!” That moment marked the beginning of the end. What started as an innocent hub for communication soon became a wasteland of ignored messages, rogue memes, and passive-aggressive exits. The real issue? The seven repeat offenders who systematically ruin every group chat. You know them. You may even be them. And if you don’t recognise them, congratulations—you’re the problem. Let’s expose them for what they are and lay down the unwritten WhatsApp group rules they continually break . If this offends you, well… get over it. 1. The Meme Spammer 🎉 Favourite Hobby:   Assaulting your screen with GIFs, stickers, and outdated memes before your first coffee.   📌 Common Offences: Thinks that memes = personality. Destroys every serious conversation with a dancing banana sticker. Sends those weird “Good Morning” images with flowers and sparkles— who ev...

Ah, the noble sufferer who constantly bemoans, "I hate being right all the time." Yes, of course, mate. Must be exhausting being the sole beacon of truth in a world full of morons. It must be draining to carry the weight of all that knowledge, enlightening the unfortunate souls who dare to breathe in your presence. Truly, our thoughts and prayers are with you during this difficult time. Now, let’s get real. When someone who thinks they are always right says, "I hate being right all the time," they don’t hate it. They love it. They live for it. Their entire personality is built around the smug satisfaction of correcting people mid-sentence, quoting Wikipedia like it’s scripture, and declaring victory in every argument—even the ones they clearly lost. But here’s the problem: someone who thinks they are always right is usually not . In fact, the more convinced they are of their intellectual superiority, the more likely it is that they are, objectively, full of sh...

You do it every year. You Google it. "How many Mondays until Christmas?" But why? Why do we insist on counting down to festive joy through the most soul-crushing day of the week? Why not Fridays? Or something actually fun, like how many naps until Christmas ? Because, dear reader, Mondays are a scam. A soul-crushing, capitalist-fueled treadmill that drags you through the agony of existence, ensuring you stay tired, overworked, and barely clinging to the dream of a day off. How many Mondays until Christmas? Too many. And every single one is designed to remind you that you're not free, that payday is nowhere in sight, and that the only thing to look forward to is a brief moment of holiday-induced delusion. So buckle up, because we’re about to rip apart the absurdity of counting Mondays and expose why this never-ending cycle is a scam designed to keep you miserable. Why Are Mondays So Depressing? (Because They Were Designed That Way) Before we can unpack why we measure ti...

You’re overthinking your relationship again, aren’t you? Overanalysing every text, every pause in conversation, every time they take longer than 30 seconds to reply. You’re convinced they must be plotting your emotional demise. Maybe they’re cheating. Maybe they’re tired of you. Maybe they’re currently drafting an escape plan. Or – and hear me out – maybe they’re just making a bloody sandwich. Knowing how to stop overthinking relationships is key to keeping your sanity, because let’s face it— overthinking is like checking your oven 12 times before leaving the house . Annoying, unnecessary, and a symptom of deeper anxiety you refuse to acknowledge. So, let’s sort this out before you drive yourself (and your partner) absolutely mental. Why Do We Overthink? (And How to Stop Overthinking Relationships) First off, why are you like this? Blame your brain. It loves catastrophising, especially if you’ve been burned before. It takes relationship anxiety and turns it into a gripping psychologica...

Welcome to Mansplainer Academy Have you ever been in a conversation where a man, brimming with confidence but light on expertise, takes it upon himself to explain something you already know? Perhaps he’s enlightening you on the "true meaning" of feminism, walking you through the complexities of the thermostat, or bestowing upon you the profound knowledge that water is, in fact, wet. If this sounds familiar, congratulations—you’ve encountered a mansplainer in the wild. But what is a mansplainer , really? Simply put, he’s a man who assumes he knows more than you (even when he objectively does not) and proceeds to explain things in a way that is condescending, unsolicited, and often painfully incorrect. The act itself? That’s called mansplaining. It’s a charming little habit fueled by male privilege , ignorance, and a stubborn refusal to ask, "Do you already know this?" before launching into a TED Talk no one requested. For those aspiring to reach the upper echelo...

You did everything right. You followed all the moving day tips. You meticulously labelled each box with permanent marker. "Kitchen Essentials." "Bathroom Must-Haves." "Definitely Not Junk." You even colour-coded them because you’re that person. And yet, 30 minutes into moving day, all hell breaks loose. Your box labelled "Daily Essentials" is missing, but you’ve already unpacked three crates of Christmas decorations. The WiFi router is in a box marked "Garage Tools." The coffee maker? It’s in a different time zone . At this point, you realise the horrifying truth: labelling boxes for moving is a scam . A feel-good fantasy. Because no matter how much effort you put into organising, moving stress will reduce your entire system to chaos. The Illusion of Organization: You Think You’re Smarter Than the Chaos Every moving guide tells you that labeling boxes is the key to a stress-free move . These people clearly have never moved in th...