--- title: "Taking Shoes Off on a Plane: A Guide for the Oblivious, the Gross, and the Stinky" description: "Taking shoes off on a plane: harmless or horrific? Dive into flight hygiene, unspoken rules, and why your feet should stay contained mid-flight." image: https://yannsomou.com/hubfs/Imported_Blog_Media/DALL%C2%B7E%202025-01-31%2017_52_06%20-%20A%20humorous%20and%20exaggerated%20digital%20illustration%20of%20an%20airplane%20cabin%20scene_%20A%20horrified%20passenger%20looks%20in%20disgust%20as%20th-1.jpg --- [Skip to content](https://yannsomou.com/blog-lifes-too-short-for-idiocy/taking-shoes-off-on-a-plane-flight-hygiene#main-content) [![Yann Somou written in white in idiot font on black background](https://yannsomou.com/hs-fs/hubfs/YannSomou%20Logo%20circle.jpg?width=300&height=300&name=YannSomou%20Logo%20circle.jpg)Homepage](https://yannsomou.com) - [Home](https://yannsomou.com) - [Books](https://yannsomou.com/127-reasons-why-you-are-an-idiot-the-book) - [Blog](https://yannsomou.com/blog-lifes-too-short-for-idiocy) - [About](https://yannsomou.com/about) - [Podcast](https://open.spotify.com/show/2gyivGhGg0nFAErAGIis17?si=a875722961ab4e58) [THE IDIOT REPORT](https://34705fc4.sibforms.com/serve/MUIFAB68hohKsAIGs1ZLbVCZec7iCncnAnT9NPu7Sp-J2EWAVD4FWajtJ8WeFr2-3KedaqLR1cUK8cE1NwpN1eVsuNvAisIb8JZkMy1OVDNJue-9haGdp5BUPuAxXciM_mpH5SGhrNOu1A3D_rztEoMshoVKTnGD21rJVs-CwcvpFoVpGekdxEfFQiLI63yN4oyQwlgGqD6Kuwdd) - [Home](https://yannsomou.com) - [Books](https://yannsomou.com/127-reasons-why-you-are-an-idiot-the-book) - [Blog](https://yannsomou.com/blog-lifes-too-short-for-idiocy) - [About](https://yannsomou.com/about) - [Podcast](https://open.spotify.com/show/2gyivGhGg0nFAErAGIis17?si=a875722961ab4e58) [THE IDIOT REPORT](https://34705fc4.sibforms.com/serve/MUIFAB68hohKsAIGs1ZLbVCZec7iCncnAnT9NPu7Sp-J2EWAVD4FWajtJ8WeFr2-3KedaqLR1cUK8cE1NwpN1eVsuNvAisIb8JZkMy1OVDNJue-9haGdp5BUPuAxXciM_mpH5SGhrNOu1A3D_rztEoMshoVKTnGD21rJVs-CwcvpFoVpGekdxEfFQiLI63yN4oyQwlgGqD6Kuwdd) ![A humorous illustration of an airplane passenger taking shoes off on a plane, exposing smelly feet mid-flight, while horrified seatmates react. Highlights flight hygiene nightmares.](https://yannsomou.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Imported_Blog_Media/DALL%C2%B7E%202025-01-31%2017_52_06%20-%20A%20humorous%20and%20exaggerated%20digital%20illustration%20of%20an%20airplane%20cabin%20scene_%20A%20horrified%20passenger%20looks%20in%20disgust%20as%20th-1.jpg?width=3200&height=1200&name=DALL%C2%B7E%202025-01-31%2017_52_06%20-%20A%20humorous%20and%20exaggerated%20digital%20illustration%20of%20an%20airplane%20cabin%20scene_%20A%20horrified%20passenger%20looks%20in%20disgust%20as%20th-1.jpg) # Taking Shoes Off on a Plane: A Guide for the Oblivious, the Gross, and the Stinky ![Yann Somou](https://7528315.fs1.hubspotusercontent-na1.net/hub/7528315/hubfs/raw_assets/public/mV0_d-cms-elevate-theme_hubspot/elevate/images/avatar-placeholder.jpg?width=48&height=48&name=avatar-placeholder.jpg) Yann Somou 31 January 2025 ## Welcome to the In-Flight Foot Fiasco Picture this: you’ve just settled into your seat, bracing for several hours of limited legroom, questionable food, and a screaming child whose parents have clearly given up on life. And just when you think things can’t get worse – your seatmate decides it’s time to **unleash the beasts**. Off come the shoes, maybe even the socks, and suddenly, you’re trapped in a **pressurised tin can of foot odour and personal violation**. At what point did people decide that **taking shoes off on a plane** was acceptable? Has society fallen so far that we no longer fear public shame? This isn’t your **granny’s living room**. You are not propped up on a velvet footstool sipping tea. This is a shared space, and just because you **paid for a seat**, it does not entitle you to transform it into your own personal **pedicure lounge**. But let’s be fair for a moment (as much as it pains me). Is there **ever** a valid excuse for airing out your **sweaty, bacteria-laden extremities** mid-flight? Let’s examine the so-called “justifications” before we obliterate them with cold, hard reality. ### The Case for Taking Shoes Off on a Plane (a.k.a. The Excuses of the Filthy) 1. #### **Swollen Feet Syndrome** Yes, cabin pressure can make your feet swell. And? Your response to this *minor discomfort* is to expose the cabin to your **biological warfare-grade foot stench**? There are [solutions that don’t involve committing crimes against humanity](https://www.cntraveller.com/article/tips-for-surviving-long-haul-flight) – compression socks, moving your feet periodically, drinking water. But no, you went straight for **barefoot barbarism**. 2. #### **Comfort Over Courtesy** You paid for a ticket, so you should be *comfortable*, right? Wrong. If comfort was the priority, airlines wouldn’t have crammed **200 passengers into a glorified sardine tin**. You think removing your shoes suddenly elevates your travel experience? No, all it does is **plummet the experience of everyone around you**. 3. #### **Medical Reasons (The Only Slightly Acceptable Excuse)** Fine, some people have genuine medical conditions, like diabetes-related circulation issues, deep vein thrombosis (DVT) risk, or plantar fasciitis, which can make tight shoes uncomfortable. But here’s the deal: if **your health issue means subjecting the public to your naked toes**, then it’s time to rethink your treatment plan and your choice of shoes. Pack **spare socks, foot powder, odour-neutralising spray** – anything to spare your fellow passengers from having to **breathe through their sleeves**. ### Why You Should Never Take Your Shoes Off on a Flight (Unless You Hate Humanity) 1. #### **Aeroplane Carpets Are a Biohazard** You see that carpet? [Do you know how often it’s deep cleaned? **Neither do the airlines**](https://www.webmd.com/women/features/shoes-new-airport-health-hazard). It’s soaked in **spilled drinks, baby vomit, and the unidentifiable grime of thousands of past passengers**. And yet, here you are, rubbing your **bare soles** all over it like it’s some kind of luxury spa. 2. #### **Your Feet Smell. Yes, Yours.** “But my feet don’t stink!” **Lies.** You’ve been trudging through airports, sweating through your socks, and now you expect us to **marinate in your foot musk for the next seven hours**? **There is no such thing as a neutral-smelling foot.** You either smell like **a wet dog’s regret** or **a decaying cheese wheel** – neither of which belong in an enclosed space. 3. #### **Other People Are Trapped With You** In any other setting, we’d **leave the room** if someone made the horrifying choice to go barefoot in public. But on a plane? We’re all **hostages to your foot negligence**. The very least you can do is keep your **toes contained** within the prison of your own shoes where they belong. ### The Barefoot Horror Stories: When Feet Go Rogue on Flights Some people are capable of a level of shamelessness that truly defies human logic. Taking your shoes off is one thing, but there are those who take things to the next level – **committing acts so heinous, they should require an emergency landing**. Here are the most notorious offenders: - #### The **Armrest Invader** The passenger who casually places **their bare foot on the stranger’s armrest** in front, as if reclining into their own **private boudoir of disgusting**. - #### The **Bathroom Barefooter** This absolute **degenerate** who [walks to the aeroplane toilet *without shoes*](https://www.secretflying.com/posts/airlines-update-terms-to-ban-passengers-from-going-barefoot/). Mate, even Satan himself wouldn’t pull a stunt like that. - #### The **Uninvited Footsie Player** That one creep who thinks it’s socially acceptable to **stretch their bare foot into someone else’s seat space**. These people need to be put on a list. ### If You Must Take Your Shoes Off On A Plane, Do It Like This Alright, for the absolute **hard-headed**, let’s set some basic **damage control rules**: - **Wear clean socks.** Not the ones you’ve been **sweating into since 6 AM** – fresh ones. - **Keep your feet in your own damn space.** I don’t care if you need to stretch, **your toes should never enter my airspace.** - **Bring foot spray.** If you’re planning to let the dogs loose, at least ensure they aren’t **toxic weapons**. ### Conclusion: Keep Your Feet Contained, and No One Gets Hurt Listen, the golden rule of flying is simple: **don’t make things worse for everyone else**. If you wouldn’t **whip off your shoes in a packed lift**, don’t do it on a plane. If your **feet swell**, wear compression socks. If your **feet sweat**, change your socks. If you just **prefer to be barefoot**, then congrats, you’re officially **the reason civilisation is crumbling**. So, for the love of **common decency and public hygiene** – **keep your damn shoes on**. The world will thank you. --- #### Enjoying the blog? Why not grab a copy of the book that ties it all together, [*127 Reasons Why You Are An Idiot*](https://yannsomou.com/127-reasons-why-you-are-an-idiot-the-book)! Chock full of 127 hilarious, sweary, sarcastic, hard-hitting rants about everyday things that everyday idiots do, with quasi-serious, tongue-in-cheek exercises to help idiots be less idiotic.   [![3D image of the book 127 Reasons Why You Are An Idiot by Yann Somou, shown as both a physical paperback and a digital tablet version. The cover features a black-and-white photo of the author with arms crossed, looking unimpressed. Subtitle reads: 'And How To Be Less... 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